Be careful what you wish for... (10-21-14)

Monday nights are not too busy at work. Perhaps I should clarify that statement. I’m as busy as I want to be at all times because I always have tasks and projects to do but in terms of customers coming in, it’s usually a bit lacking. My main job is at my desk and on my computer but if a customer comes into my room and needs help, I’m supposed to drop everything to do it. As you can imagine when it’s busy and lots of people are coming through, I don’t get much done online. People are the priority. With that in mind the best case scenario is when regulars come in. They know where everything is and have less of a need to ask questions. Sometimes this is offset if I have a friendly relationship with them and we end up chatting a little but most regulars come in, check and see what’s new and then head for the door with only brief pleasantries exchanged. This was one of those slow nights, but it wasn't boring.

One of my friends stopped by and I began multitasking, that is, trying to converse and work at the same time. There were only 2 customers in my room the whole evening. Thankfully my friend helped to take my mind off the other one who was making me a little uncomfortable. This guy has been in 3 times in the last week or so. He’s new and a little odd. First off, based on how he’s dressed in the exact same dirty clothes every time he comes in I have to assume he has a dirty job. Perhaps he’s a custodian, a mechanic or a laborer of some kind. His hair, while mostly balding is all over the place. His fingernails are filthy and I don’t think he’s too concerned about his appearance. He might be jobless for all I know and that could also explain the same dirty ensemble with each visit but his appearance nor even the mild odor coming from him isn’t what troubles me. It’s the fact that he talks to himself constantly. He’s only 20 feet away so I can’t quite hear what he’s saying because it’s closer to a mumble than regular speech but it’s like I somehow unlocked the door to his mind and every thought is just spilling out of there, out loud, for me to enjoy. I think he’s the guy they had in mind when they coined the phrase “thinking out loud”. I talk to myself sometimes, but never when someone else is within earshot. I’ve always been unnerved by people who seem to tune out everyone around them and just talk to themselves, oblivious to everything.

It wasn't as bad the other 2 times he came in last week... maybe I had something a little more focused to do, or maybe he was farther away, or maybe he didn’t stay as long, I don’t know, but tonight he’s making me extra uncomfortable. He’s digging through our huge selection of 45s furiously as if he’s looking for a needle in a haystack. He has a sheet of paper with him and it seems he has a list of the 45s he’s looking for. Unfortunately, it might take some time. When I say we have a huge selection, I’m not kidding. We have nearly 20,000 of them and they are only semi-sorted. Some people come in and give up before they get started due to the intimidation of having to look through that many records but not this guy. This guy is determined to look through the entire collection, as fast as he can in order to find whatever it is he’s looking for. I should note he’s left empty handed at the end of his last 2 visits.

Every once in a while I look up at him, working his way through each box of 45s, looking frantic yet steady. When he pulls one out to inspect it further he holds it to within an inch or two of his eyes. I guess his vision is not quite what it should be. His constant chatter seems more frequent tonight than the last 2 visits. Even once in a while he yells out “C’mon!” at the records as if he was expecting to find something but didn’t. I can’t focus on what I’m doing. Although most of the 45s are on tables, he bends over to grab a box from the floor. I was sorry I looked. He had a belt on his dirty pants but it was clearly not working. I caught a glimpse of crack and turn my head quickly in disgust.

Let me tell you something about crack. If I’m going to be unlucky enough to see some dude’s crack, I’d rather see a big dude’s crack. A big man’s crack is warm and fuzzy, sometimes literally, and more importantly it’s a stereotype. That means it’s not a surprise. They are funny. We’ve all seen it. We expect it. That's not to say we like them, I don’t think anyone does but it’s not going to send you away shrieking due to the unexpected horror. Now skinny man’s crack is always a surprise, and if the guy is thin and dirty, that makes it downright terrifying. You don't want to know what's in there. A fat man’s crack is often going to show but you also know his pants aren’t going to fall down. That big ass is going to resist the pants on the way down at some point and lock them into position. When you are looking at the crack of a thin guy who has no ass, all bets are off. If that thing slips, there’s nothing to catch it. You can go from a glimpse of crack to a full moon in a split second and the threat of that convinced me not to look that way any more. Besides, I knew where he was... I could still hear him.

Thankfully my friend came in and our chatter took my mind off the one way conversation I was (or wasn’t) having at my desk. We caught up a bit and when we were on the other side of the room we briefly discussed the strange guy talking to himself. Because we were talking about him for the first time in a while I took a quick look over there. Again I regretted it. His pants were now dangerously low. Something had to give! Thankfully it was the clock. My friend had been there over an hour but this guy was around far longer than that! He was dedicated. He was working on 2+ hours of incoherent rambling and digging. I started to wonder if I was overreacting. Was it really so bad? Was I wrong about him? Maybe he was just talking to the records. Would that make it any less weird? I wished again that he would pull those pants up. He was flirting with disaster, pun intended, and yes it was really that bad.

My saving grace was that it was near closing time. The top of the hour and the end of the work day were only 15 minutes away. I said goodbye to my friend as he left and went back to my desk. Before I sat down I announced to the man that we would be closing in about 10 minutes. He was shocked. He yelled out “Oh s**t!” Where did the time go? Time flies when you bury your head into anything so passionately. I started making preparations to leave, little things like turning off my printer, locating my phone and then taking a quick look at the guy to see if he would comply. He was even more frantic than he was when he searched through the records. This time I could hear what he was saying, he was going over which tables and which boxes of records he had checked and which he hadn’t, perhaps planning to brighten my day again soon with another visit to complete the task. He walked over, again empty handed I might add and stopped right next to me as I sat at my desk. He asked if I had a pen he could use. I looked up at him and could see he was clearly eying the pen on my desk. I think he already knew the answer to that question but the question going through my mind was; do I want him using MY pen?   

Let me tell you something about my pens. Even though the company provides us with a ton of various pens I am very picky about the type I use. I love Papermates, gray with black ink. It’s been my favorite style of pen for about a decade. I buy my own and bring them in. I like the way they feel. I like the balance. I know what you’re thinking; which one is the weird guy again? Whatever, I really like my pen. What I don’t like is letting people use it. Sometimes people don’t return it and I have to chase after them and other times people have colds, germs and a level of funkiness I don’t want coming into contact with something I’m touching frequently. This dude was pretty funky. So I pause before answering his request. I think about where the nearest alternate pen is. We’re looking at least 15 feet away. Since he’s staring at mine, to get up, ask him to excuse me as I pass him and go on a hunt for an alternate pen would be rude. I wonder why I care so much? So reluctantly I grab my pen and kind of half-hand it to him. He walks back over to where he was last and begins to write something down, an idea of where he looked and where he didn’t so he doesn’t waste time when he resumes browsing. I can’t say I would argue that logic. I’d probably do the same.

I look at my computer screen and check the time. I start closing all the open windows on my computer and check again to make sure I have my phone. My eyes drift back over to the guy to see if he was both ready to go and done with my pen and I find myself both satisfied and completely disgusted. It was a good news and bad news situation. The good news was he was finally pulling up his pants. The bad news which disgusted me is he needed to use both hands. How is that disgusting? He used both hands to pull up his pants but he didn’t exactly put my pen down. Where did he put it? In his mouth! He had the pen in his mouth and was holding it there with his teeth while he reestablished his waistline. I wanted to scream NOOOOOOOOOO! but it was too late. The pen was in there. There was nothing I could do. Yelling at the guy wouldn’t have helped. All I could do was sigh and then laugh. I thought be careful what you wish for because sometimes you get it. I wanted him to pull up his pants so badly. Mission accomplished but at what cost!?!?!

He gave back my pen and I made sure to grab it towards the tip that wasn’t in his mouth. I put it down on my desk and stared at it while the guy left, again without purchasing anything. I just brought this pen in a few days ago so I didn’t want to toss it but we were definitely at an impasse. He probably only had his mouth on the cap attached to the top of the pen but that was little comfort… if I threw away the cap, I’d have a pen with no cap. I have other pens at home, but like I said I didn’t want to toss this one, and borrowing a cap from one of the others seemed silly, because I’d have more pen than caps. My mind was running as frantically as this guy looked the 2+ hours he was here. The store was about to close in less than 5 minutes and a decision had to be made!

Think fast! I looked around at what cleaning materials were nearby. I saw CD disc-polish, vinyl cleaner and Goo Gone. I quickly checked the cap to see if he bit into it hard enough to leave bite marks. He did not so I sprayed the pen with Goo Gone, wiped it down and then repeated the application. After wiping it clean the second time I felt satisfied. No pens had to die. As I left for the night I thought about how weird that guy was but also how weird I am. I guess we are all weird in our own ways. As crazy as the night was, it was a harmless evening and gave me a story to talk about, so things could have been a lot worse.

Fast forward to tonight. The same guy, wearing the exact same clothes, looking filthy and disheveled, showed up nice and early today at 4:30. I guess he’s going to put in twice as much time as yesterday. I’m not taking any chances though. In case he does not finish browsing through the thousands of 45s I have to be ready. So I'm grabbing an extra pen, a dummy pen if you will, because I don’t know where this guy has been but I can tell you with absolute certainty where my pen won’t be going. 

Crime and Punishment (10-8-14)

I wasn’t a model child. I was always rebellious, always curious, often to a fault. Sometimes my need to know resulted in a need to be punished. I got into trouble occasionally but if you looked around the neighborhood, in comparison to others around my age, I was thought of as a good kid. Back then, I’d see bad kids doing bad things all the time and their parents didn’t care. For a time I thought they were cool. Those kids had it made. On the other side of it I was held to a higher standard. When some of the neighborhood kids stayed out a few hours late, they’d waltz in to no repercussions, no consequences. Their punishment was that maybe they missed dinner. When I did the same, I would be in “big trouble”. Now don’t get me wrong, I didn’t do these things often and that probably heightened the seriousness of when I did, but at the same I didn’t think it was fair. I would get in trouble and others wouldn’t. When I acted the right way and followed the rules, I didn’t get anything extra for it. No rewards! What was the point? I didn’t realize I was doing what I should have been doing all along and didn’t deserve anything extra for it. But when I saw other kids getting $20 for straight C’s and I’d bring home straight A’s to no response whatsoever, I’d get jealous. I wanted to have as much fun as the other kids, live under the same rules, or lack thereof. Sometimes I’d hear sitcom dads on television say “You don’t understand why I’m doing this now, but someday you will”. My dad never really told me that but I did know he was disappointed and upset every time I gave him a reason to punish me. I could almost feel the “this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you” in his eyes, despite the fact that in those moments, it hurt me a whole lot… more on that later. The point is, sometimes I followed the crowd and did some very dumb things… all part of an effort to fit in.

Once in a while I got away with it. I learned to get better at hiding things from him, it wasn’t hard. My dad wasn’t what you’d call an attentive guy. He generally gave off a “leave me alone” vibe. I don’t think he was cold, but with him being a month short of 50 when I was born there were several generations between us. We often had trouble communicating. We didn’t understand each other. I don’t know if we ever could. On top of that he was a disciplined military guy. He loved boxing, baseball and fishing. He was very manly, very traditional. He didn’t talk about feelings, explore the philosophy behind things or talk about dreams. I thought boxing was stupid, baseball was boring (sometimes) and I was disgusted just trying to bait a hook. I cried routinely at beautiful things, openly talked about how I felt and asked questions… just not around him. He was tough and I was tender. We had some similarities but our differences were vast. We were just from different times.

One thing any parents who cared in my neighborhood did was whip their kids when needed. I saw some kids get beaten with a switch, a yard stick and I even saw one kid get beaten with a broom. Whenever it was my turn my father would take off his leather belt. When I saw him reaching for it I would sometimes start to cry preemptively. I knew I was about to feel some pain. I don’t remember ever bleeding from a “whoopin” but many times I would have red welts on my legs, my back or my behind. Whenever I was on the verge of doing something stupid a thought would always enter my mind; “is this worth a whoopin?” It certainly became a deterrent on many occasions especially if I thought there was even a small chance of getting caught. Did that fear keep me away from the drugs, the gangs and unplanned pregnancies that swept through my neighborhood? It’s possible it was a contributing factor but it wasn’t the only one, remember deep down I was a good kid. But was their another way? When you’re little and you’re in trouble you aren’t exactly thinking about suggesting alternate methods of punishment, especially if you don’t know any. I just assumed every parental figure whooped their kids. Whenever we encountered the rare kid whose parents utilized a “time out” or something we considered “soft”, we thought their parents were hippies, new age weirdos or maybe just super rich… because rich people didn’t beat their kids. It always seemed to us that in poor and working class neighborhoods kids got their asses whipped when needed. It built character. This was all I knew.

As I went through my teen years something happened. My relationship with my father evolved. First my father was getting pretty old. I was also getting pretty big. Sometimes in my rebellious mind I wondered if he tried to whoop me for something, would I just instinctively, emotionally decide to fight back. It wouldn’t have been hard to turn the tide on a 60-something year old guy with emphysema, even if he was mean and tough. But thankfully it never reached that point. I don’t know if the whooping stopped because he got old or I got right. I still did stupid things during my high school years but nothing that deserved major punishment. I was learning the basis for what would be my moral code and I think I had also developed a respect for my father. Behind all the rebellion and modern slang I think I started to respect what he tried to do for me. I was still grounded every once in a while but thankfully the belt no longer came off. Perhaps we both learned something.

When I hit my college years and he was reaching the end I began to understand what those sitcom dads were talking about. I deserved to be punished. It showed that my dad cared unlike many of the other parents in the neighborhood who didn’t. The punishments and the fear of a whoopin’ caused me to rethink some decisions and led me towards doing the right thing. Not every time, but enough times. Fear in the absence of wisdom. It did the trick. So with that said, I wouldn’t change anything about those days. It doesn’t mean I agree though. I understood the end results but as I became a man I began to question the methods. Grounding was fair, depriving me of things I liked would have been fair as well. But whipping my behind until I was crying uncontrollably, that’s something I cannot abide.

I deserved to be punished those times I lied, stole or cheated and I wouldn’t change it but I have to tell you, that I would never strike my child. Just because it worked for me, or I think that it did, it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t have learned right and wrong through other means. It also doesn’t mean I should do the same thing he did. Much like the generation gap I felt between he and I, these are different times today. If that weren’t enough of a reason, I also know I’m a different person than him. We’re both emotional and hot tempered, but unlike him I am very sensitive and affectionate. I often consider the meaning in my actions, the effect they may have on others. I don’t think he did. Maybe he just did what he did because that’s all he knew. It’s not an excuse but it is a reason. I still hear about people whipping their kids but it’s definitely not as popular as it used to be. Why are less people doing it? We aren’t getting softer, we’re getting smarter. Spanking, beating, whoopin kids, no matter what you call it is a form of child abuse. We can talk matter of degrees in terms how much is enough to qualify for that distinction but I feel like one belt, one switch, one broom to a kid is one too many. It’s my personal belief that if you feel you have no recourse but to beat your child, you are not doing a good enough job as a parent. Of course, I’m not trying to tell you how to raise/treat your kids, I’m just telling you my story… the story of a good kid who was beaten with a belt when he was bad, but would never treat my child the same way. This is the story of a man who understands tradition and why it’s sometimes important to change it. This is the story of a man who has learned to love without fear… who won’t back down from what he believes. In a strange way, I think my dad wouldn’t want it any other way.  

  

Addiction / Temptation (8-19-14)

It’s been 11 days since I’ve had a Pepsi or really any caffeine for that matter. Every day has been hard, sometimes for different reasons. I used to think I had cravings before but man, these cravings lately have been intense. I think about various forms of addiction and I wonder if this is what it’s like for people addicted to alcohol, drugs, sex, etc. I’m not trying to belittle any of those things or those people and I don’t think my “coke” problem (which is really Pepsi) is any worse than someone’s serious coke problem but Pepsi has been a huge part of my life since I was a teenager and caffeine has a been a significant part longer than that. I'm frequently uncomfortable and there are many temptations. I also have a tendency to overthink and a slightly obsessive mind. It can cause a moment of thought to last a whole day, or worse. Just last night my roommate opened up a brand new 2-liter of ginger ale and that sound took me to a place where I could almost taste a fresh, ice cold Pepsi. For about 10 minutes there I wanted one more than anything. I really could almost taste it. I’m still trying to get used to dinnertime without that big glass of sweet cola goodness to wash everything down. It was like a treat I gave myself when I made it to the end of another day. Now I'm redefining what the word "treat" means to me. I'm proud of how far I've come but I'm not going to think for one second that this is over yet.

When I see other people drinking one, a bottle on the street or a Pepsi commercial on TV I feel sad for a little bit at my loss until I force myself to consider what I gain by not having it. I have to make myself see the positive. It’s not automatic yet. What is automatic is the feeling of loss and of want. Hopefully in a few weeks those feelings will fade and I won’t have to constantly have to make an effort to remind myself of the positive, I’ll just know it. This is why I can’t waver. If I can go several weeks without touching the stuff, a new pattern will emerge and the old routines will fade further into the rear view. It is never easy to consciously begin a new habit, especially when part of you wants to cling to the old one.

I’m not there yet. Every day is hard. I’m also trying to keep my calorie count to a certain level so in some ways these cravings can be like a double whammy. My caffeine withdrawal seems to be over but my sugar withdrawal, my sugar cravings continue… even as I type this. A co-worker has brought in really good donuts today. He brought in a dozen but there’s only 4 of us here! He says, help yourself and I think, I’m trying.   

So I haven’t touched them. I’m afraid to even go near the box in fear I might smell them and trigger a whole new level of craving. I must be strong. I keep telling myself, reminding myself that food’s primary purpose is for fuel, for giving the body what it needs. For too many years of my life, actually more like all of them, I’ve been misguided and thought of food’s primary purpose was for taste or for fun. I mean, I’ve always known what the right path was but I chose to avoid it. I’d let my emotions dictate my appetite. I’d let my inner child run amok. When it came to food I would often choose fun over responsibility. Even yesterday, all I had to drink for the ENTIRE day was spring water and at one point I thought, what a boring way to live. But what an awful thing to think! We live in a society where so many awful foods and drinks are pitched to us for being tasty, for being cool, for being fun as if they are perfectly safe to consume but they are not. Sure you could have a bottle of Pepsi today and it would probably do absolutely nothing to you. But if you have a bottle every day, sometimes 2 or 3 and continue to do that for 20 years you might become aware of how powerful an effect it has on you chemically, psychologically and physically. I am aware… every minute, every hour and every day of distance I create from it.

I am still trying to lose the weight I gained when I started college. I’m still running from the shadow of an addiction so “trite” I never even considering quitting it until only a week before I did. I thought, Pepsi isn’t great for you, but it’s no worse than most of the other things I put in my body… well guess what? I’ve put a lot of bad things in my body. I’m dealing with the repercussions now. When you’re younger you take so many things for granted, especially your health. I have a line in one of my poems about needing my diet to grow up but the truth is, it’s time I did.   

Ten years of mixtapes! (7-14-14)

For those of you who don't know, a hobby of mine going back to 2004 is making "best of" mixtapes. It's a passion that was born back during my college radio days. Back then I was Crazy Eddie. Once I moved on from WBNY/Buffalo State, the bug was still there. I still wanted to be on the cutting edge of music. I still cared about the newest and best stuff coming out, especially in the indie/alternative/college radio realm of things. It's with that motivation these mixtapes were born. And I know what you are thinking, no one makes mixTAPES anymore. That's true but I still can't get used to saying mixCDs even though I've been making them now for 10 years! Anyway. I recently finished by Best of 2014, Vol. 1 and here is both the cover art and the track listing. I make a batch of them and give them away to eager ears. Maybe if you catch me out the next few weeks, you could find yourself going home with one.

Crazy Eddie's Best of 2014,Vol. 1:

available for FREE at an Eddie near you. :)

  

Responsibility (6-27-14)

If you’ve known me for any period of time you know that I can’t stand cars. I’ve often railed against them and what they turn us into but I think I’m wrong about them. Don’t get me wrong, cars have plenty of bad qualities but I think the thing that is most wrong about cars, are the people who drive them. With some people, it’s a case of distraction either inside the car or out that causes them to have slow or no reaction time and it’s getting worse with the number of toys that are available. With others it’s a selfishness where they couldn’t care less about what goes on outside of their vehicle. They notice things but they don’t care. Worst of all, there are a lot of stupid people out there. I hate to be so blunt, but it’s true. There are a lot of stupid people out there operating these machines that could not only kill themselves but others. There are moments on the road where common sense and intelligence can help and these people lack it. The ultimate flaw that binds these 3 types of offenders is the lack of responsibility they exhibit when operating their cars. That’s the bottom line. Owning and operating a car is a responsibility many drivers are not up for, and it’s astonishing to me considering how frequently we use them.

Anything we do daily we tend to take for granted. We get up, we shower, brush our teeth, use the bathroom, eat and we drive. People do it on auto-pilot more often than not while they listen to music, talk to passengers or simply find themselves deep in thought. Back when I drove I’d zone out sometimes too, but I tried as hard as I could to pay attention to the road. I’d only put music on up to a certain volume. I always drove with both hands and I followed the rules of the road. I’d usually drive the speed limit, I’d stop at stop signs and I always signaled, whether it was turns or lane changes. I tried to drive in a “textbook” manner because I felt like this was the safest way to be. It turns out all this did was anger other drivers. People were constantly getting upset with me for doing things by the book. I’d constantly get beeped at for going too slow, being too deliberate and for basically trying to do the right thing. It poisoned my experience. I started to get mad at people who got mad at me… I mean, how dare you!

To make a long story short, I really began to detest driving and I worked my life in such a way that I hardly would ever have to. I thought that turning in my keys would relieve me of the anxiety and anger my car had given me but it really didn’t. I still had to deal with other drivers whether I was walking, biking or taking the Metro. In some ways it was worse because I felt like when I was in my old car I at least had some level of protection against other cars but once outside of it, I had little to none- a fact I learned the hard way on December 7^th 2007 when I was struck crossing the street (at a red light) where I suffered numerous injuries including the one that’s been the hardest to shake, the mental one.   

Soon it’s going to be 7 years since that terrible day but the images are still fresh in my mind. In fact so are the sounds, the smells and the fear. I laid on the street less than 10 minutes before I was inside an ambulance but it felt like an hour. Everything about the ordeal is fresh in my memory, the car striking me, flying through the air, the thud on the street, the cold wet Delaware Avenue, the painfully bumpy ride to the hospital, the wait in line while strapped to the stretcher, the sounds of the doctors losing a gunshot victim nearby in the ER, the pain when I tried to stand, the pain of having a broken leg and a purple butt for several weeks, the sweat of rehabbing my leg in time for spring football season- it’s still very clear. But more than anything else I took from that day, I developed a deep paranoia of other drivers. It has stayed with me and driven me to do some illogical and overly cautious things- things like crossing a street before the corner so I only had to be aware of 2 directions instead of 4. You’ll rarely see anyone take longer crossing a street longer than I. I really wait until absolutely no cars are close, and if it’s a light I will wait until every car is completely stopped before I take a step across. Just because it’s red doesn’t mean I will trust you to stop. This paranoia, while occasionally bordering on silliness, does serve me well from time to time. Today I think it served someone else well.  

I was walking into work this morning as I have been doing of late with the beautiful weather and my increased energy. I usually take Linwood Avenue most of the way. Linwood is clean and pretty quiet with many beautiful brick homes that really appeal to me. I had headphones on because, like I said it’s a quiet street so I just tune out and enjoy some music and I march my way through a half hour walk.

As I approached West Utica I was lost in the sweet sounds of Whitney Houston and was enjoying the air and sunshine. My spider-sense started to tingle as I approached the clinic on the corner. The parking lot for the clinic is behind it and the entrance/exit is a long driveway to the side of it that cuts through the sidewalk and onto Linwood Avenue. All that is well and good but what complicates matters is that along the entire side of the driveway is a very tall and very dense line of bushes that leads right up to the sidewalk. So if someone or something was travelling down that driveway they wouldn’t be able to see if any traffic (foot, bike or car) was approaching until they got just past the sidewalk. I’ve always thought that was a potentially dangerous situation but who comes speeding out of a parking lot blind like that?

As I came within a few steps of that shrouded driveway I slowed down. Even though I had headphones on the music was not loud enough to prevent me from hearing a very fast moving vehicle recklessly tearing down that driveway. I stopped in my tracks right before the sidewalk meets that driveway and began to wait for this car to fly through. I was going to give them a “look” as they passed for sure.  I could hear the vehicle was only a few feet away when something unfortunate happened. Out the corner of my eye from my semi-turned head I could see a jogger fast approaching and within a second of passing me and running right into the path of this fast moving car. Neither could see the other. The jogger, like me, listening to music but not like me, was running at full speed. The car obviously coming down the driveway too fast and with that wall of bushes blocking their sight, they would not see this guy until after impact. I had no time. Instinctively almost as quickly as I saw him I threw my left arm out to attempt to stop this man as I yelled WATCH OUT! With this man running at full speed my suddenly extended arm did little to stop him. He ran through my arm but I did slow him down a little. A little but unfortunately it wasn’t enough as the next thing I knew, just 3 feet in front of me, the car, now revealed as an SUV struck this man with a glancing blow but a blow strong enough to send him right to the ground. For as fast and as reckless the driver had been, he did hit his brakes as fast as he could. The jogger took quite a shot, basically taking the right headlight and corner bumper right into his ribs. Miraculously, he hopped right up and just stared at the driver. The driver looked back at him.

There was a man driving with what I assumed to be his wife in the passenger side and a few kids in the back. The jogger started shaking his head at the driver, almost in disbelief and I stared at everyone waiting to see what was going to happen. The jogger didn’t appear to be hurt. He picked up his phone which was shot about 6 feet away by the blast. No words were said. The car just drove away. The jogger was making sure his gear was still functional and in place. I shook my head. I asked; “Are you alright?” The jogger replied; “Yeah, I’m good.” I couldn’t believe what I had just seen. “I’m sorry I threw my arm out at you like that. I tried to stop you. ” I said with all sincerity. “Don’t be” he said with a shake of his head; “If you didn’t slow me down he might have really got me.  One more step and it could have been really bad, so thanks. ” And with that the jogger took off. I stood there in disbelief.  

He was right, one more step and instead of catching the front corner of the SUV he would have been hit dead center. I was hit dead center by that Oldsmobile in 07. Thankfully two things worked for me on that day. The first was I never saw it coming so my body was limp and rubbery when I was struck- that might have saved a few bones. The second was when she barreled into me since she was driving a car and not a vehicle with a tall front like a truck, van or SUV, my body just went right onto her hood which despite getting through off of it when she slammed on her brakes was probably better than having my body from the waist up slamming into something hard as well. One more step. The thought gave me shivers. One more step and that guy could have been killed.  The car drove away like nothing happened. The man jogged away like nothing happened. I finally crossed the street, looking both ways several times overwhelmed by what just happened.